What the Saturn Retailer Really Said!

You all have seen the commercial with "Jim Phillips" the Saturn retailer since 2001. Turn off the sound and you will know what he is really saying:
"I've been a fuckin' Saturn dealer since 2001, and now GM says that they are gonna shut this division down? Fuck dat! What the hell am I gonna do? I haven't had a customer since the damn Cash For Clunkers ran out! Even then, I was only doing about four cars a week. Do you know how hard it is to unload a 1974 Buick 225? I got a wife and five kids. Somebody better start buyin' this shit, or else I'm goin' TU! I got bills to pay! I haven't paid my mortgage in over a year!
If someone doesn't start buying these fuckin' POS's, then I'm gonna have to start splittin' some wigs up in here."
"I fully agree with Brother Evan, I'm a dedicated listener and I am ON THE WALL with Brother Evan! Shit, Brother Evan, how 'bout buyin' one of my Saturn's instead of keepin' that POS Toyota Camry!"
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