Lyle Shnubz, “I don’t want to get a real job!”

 I play fuckin’ video games on YouTube!  What else can I do?  Hell, I work out of my clothes closet!  I’ve played each game at least twice, making different shitty comments each time.  Hell, I’m planning on Morrowind Mondays 5.  Thank fuck, each time a new expansion pack comes out, I get another chance at tapping into that sweet ad revenue sharing stream!  Maybe if my girlfriend would put out the pussy more often, I would not have to be streaming Fallout 3 for the fourth time!  I ain’t working at Cracker Barrel for $10/hour hauling Early Bird dinners to a bunch of old fucking geezwhacks!  I also ain’t working as a Kwik Stop Habib selling cigs, sodas and vape pens.  BTW, my fucking girlfriend could get off the damned couch and get a damned job also!  Well, I’m firing up Oblivion for the 3rd time so that I can squeeze at least 225 episodes out of it.  My rents due, my 2001 Kia needs work and there is only sliced cheese, bread and Mountain Dew in the icebox.  Time to pull out the couch be in this efficiency shithole and try and get some pussy before I get a few hours sleep.