Monday, August 24, 2009

Those Marxist, Socialist Bastards!

Join today's Brother Evan Show where he rants about those Socialist, Marxist Bastards, who, under the aegis of Barney Frank, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, got special low interest loans to buy homes/condos/workforce housing that they couldn't afford in the first place! Damn these Marxists who, unlike good working Americans who have to get conventional loans, secure government program loans! Damn these Marxist/Trotskyites/Socialists who find themselves in a crack now, have to, again, look to the government to help "bail" them out with loan revisions!
Join Brother Evan in taking these people to task! These Marxist bloodsuckers who take advantage of the system! Praise Brother Evan! Praise his unholy name! Join Brother Evan, after the commercials of course, in signing a pledge never to participate in such Marxist loan programs. Brother Evan has said before that he would rather live in a refrigerator carton than take this kind of loan money! Catch Brother Evan on Fox News being interviewed in front of said Marxist housing, cursing the people who live there! Must see TV! Tomorrow: Brother Evan rants about "Death Panels" and how they REALLY are real, really they are! Don't let Bubbe be put out of her misery! Hey, Brother Evan ain't makin' this crap up!

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