Friday's Brother Evan Show

Join Brother Evan today as he rants at these goddamn Socialist, Marxist, Trotskyite, Progressive, Liberal Bastards! Today Brother Evan quotes from the scriptures of Jonah Goldberg, Praise his unholy name! Brother Evan also rants about that damn Socialist, Progressive, Margaret Sanger, who led the Nazi movement further down the road of depravity. Condoms, birth control pills, the morning after pills, all instruments of the DEVIL! Praise his unholy name! Join Brother Evan this weekend at any Tea Party, without the tea and scones, in Palm Beach/Broward Counties. Join Brother Evan is screaming, ranting and shouting down anybody that wants to actually speak about the TOPIC at these meetings! Brother Evan cannot do this work alone, my friends, he needs your support. So this weekend, take the kids, Bubbe, and the whole fandamly to Delray Indoor Gun Range and Sales and have a real family weekend of fun! Shoot at your favorite politician on a paper target, or bring your own favorite photo of someone you hate, and they will silkscreen it for you! While there, have some hot dogs and diet sodas, don't forget to enter the "all you can eat hot dog contest" for only $10 extra, and buy a gun for each member of the family. Discount rates for kids under 5! For each dollar spent at Delray Indoor Gun Range, they will donate .05 to The Brother Evan Show. So, goddamnit, buy or eat something! Sign petitions for: Birthers, Deathers, Tenthers, or any other organization of your choice. Each participant gets a wallet-sized copy of the Bill of Right, don't worry, it only has the Second and Tenth Amendments. Those other Marxist, Socialist, Trotskyite, Progressive Amendments don't mean a thing! Who needs free speech when you have a gun and can secede from the Union! Brother Evan will be speaking in Austin, TX next month, supporting the Texas governor in wanting to break up Texas into five states! With those 10 more Republican senators, we can take back this country and make it safe for people like us! Praise Brother Evan, praise his unholy name! Special rates at the Austin Super 8, $250 a night with free continental breakfast with Brother Evan, but not too early!
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