I play fuckin’ video games on YouTube! What else can I do? Hell, I work out of my clothes closet! I’ve played each game at least twice, making different shitty comments each time. Hell, I’m planning on Morrowind Mondays 5. Thank fuck, each time a new expansion pack comes out, I get another chance at tapping into that sweet ad revenue sharing stream! Maybe if my girlfriend would put out the pussy more often, I would not have to be streaming Fallout 3 for the fourth time! I ain’t working at Cracker Barrel for $10/hour hauling Early Bird dinners to a bunch of old fucking geezwhacks! I also ain’t working as a Kwik Stop Habib selling cigs, sodas and vape pens. BTW, my fucking girlfriend could get off the damned couch and get a damned job also! Well, I’m firing up Oblivion for the 3rd time so that I can squeeze at least 225 episodes out of it. My rents due, my 2001 Kia needs work and there is only sliced cheese, bread and Mountain Dew in the icebox. Time to pull out the couch be in this efficiency shithole and try and get some pussy before I get a few hours sleep.
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
Friday, April 25, 2025
Get Shnubz out of the clothes closet, PLEASE!
For only $10/ month, you can get Lyly Shnubz out of his closet where he’s doing live streaming of all his games. Even his girlfriend has to share the closet with her computer! What the hell do you expect Shnubz to do? Get a job at Buc-ee’s selling BBQ sammiches and kolaches? For only $10/month, you’ll get an 8x10 glossy of Shnubz and his witty monthly newsletter. What do you expect him to do? Stay in that efficiency apartment with his girlfriend and his entire Goodwill wardrobe? Won’t you fucking help him please? Send $10 or more to Get Shnubz out of the clothes closet. All donations are, unfortunately, not tax deductible.
Friday, April 18, 2025
Ben Tavares, CSI (Chief Shitter Investigator)
Ben Tavares, former head of maintenance at Central State University when I was a graduate student there in 1975. A pure racial hire, as all he did was drive around in his Dodge truck fucking off and harassing student and permanent workers. Tavares had three main rules: Keepa da floors buffed, the trash cans empty, and the shitter paper roles filled. Tavares was well known for his cost cutting skills. He was the first, and the last, to require half ply toilet paper in all university crappers. After numerous complaints from Deans, Department Chairs and the President himself, Tavares went back to two ply toilet paper in the crappers. Tavares also had a policy for female staff and students to use only “two squares per pud”, which again was short lived. It was later discovered that Tavares owned a shitter paper plant in Juarez, paying shit wages and using child labor.
Tavares also removed all feminine product machines from toilets as he said, “De pud pads chokka de toilets “. Again, Tavares was called on the carpet, but again trumpeted his Hispanic heritage. Ben Tavares could be found at any Taco Bell in the Edmond area or any all you can eat Mexican cafeteria. Ben managed to hang on for several years as he probably had compromised photos of the University staff. When Ben Tavares finally moved to his next position, he could say with pride, “ The shitters always flushed”. Many people were looking for Ben Tavares, but he faded into janitorial history. He probably went back to Mexico to manage his half ply shitter paper factory and get many contracts from prisons, schools and nut houses. He also developed a hand cleaning machine that would dispense one drop of soap when your fingers naturally went through the half ply paper. To this day, at Central State University, each female toilet still has a faded plaque with his immortal words, “Two pieces per pud”.
Monday, October 22, 2018
Texas Needs to stay Conservative
Well, I actually pray that this election year of 2018 supports our President and our country.
Thursday, August 17, 2017
Liberal Socialists Are Destroying our Country!
I have been watching/listening to the destruction of our country by left-wing liberal, socialists/fascists. The destruction of our national history, the smearing of national statues and monuments is just like the Nazis in Germany in the 1930's. What will be next: book burning? This country is headed for a civil war, in which true American patriots will take up their arms and fight against the Democrat/Socialists who are trying to destroy our country.
It makes me sick to my stomach that my friends and even relatives believe in the Democrat/Socialist Party and they, themselves, vote for the destruction of our country!
God has to intervene and help true Americans take back their country from the Left and Muslims who are destroying our values and culture.
Monday, August 14, 2017
Twin Peaks:The Return, Part 14
Can't wait for Geri to return home from Mobile, so that we can watch it together!
Saturday, August 12, 2017
I don't know what the hell I am going to do around here,, Happy is my only little buddy. I just got my computer set up so that I can have a place to write and get on the Internet.
Well, some things are going to have to change, and I hope for the better. If anyone reads this blog, then please help me get throught this dark chapter of my life. I love my wife and grandkids and children, I want to be a part of their lives.